1⁄2 cup mayonnaise
1⁄4 cup ketchup
1⁄2 teaspoon garlic salt
1⁄4 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1⁄2 teaspoon black pepper (to taste)

I made this first in Russia. It turned out great. Today I made it in the US, and it sucked. I used «Food Club Real Mayonaisse» from Fry's Groceries. Way too salty. I need to either find a different mayonnaise or make the mayonnaise myself. Weirdly enough, Russian stores have a much better selection of mayonnaise than typical US stores do.

• 200 grams (7 oz) of hard cheese
• 1-2 hard-boiled eggs
• 1-2 cloves of garlic
• mayonnaise

Attempt 3

2015-11-21: I made it again, this time with pre-grated cheddar, which makes the salad look quite different since in Russia one uses white cheese. This time I used 1/2 cup of mayo. I'm thinking next time 3/4 cup would be better. And instead of garlic cloves, I used 1 tsp of garlic powder.

• 7 oz of shredded cheddar cheese
• 2 medium-size hard-boiled eggs
• 1 tsp garlic powder
• 1/2 cup of mayonnaise

Ingredients:

1 egg yolk
1/2 tsp dry mustard
4 cloves minced garlic
2 tbsp white wine vinegar
2 tbsp water
1 cup canola oil

Method:

Mix everything except the oil in a blender for 30 seconds, then start drizzling oil in.

Results:

Complete failure to emulsify. I suspect that the problem was that I had no oil in the initial blending mixture.

I have a bunch of cold cauliflower in the fridge. I want a bit of extra taste. Here's what I did (assuming I remember correctly... I was really hungry... may have confused tsp and tbsp).

Ingredients:

• 1/4 cup canola oil
• 2 tbsp white wine vinegar
• 1 tbsp red pepper
• 1 tbsp garlic powder
• 1 tbsp sea salt
• 1 egg yolk
• 3/4 cup canola oil

Method:

1. Combine everything except the last 3/4 cup of oil in blender till smooth.
2. Drizzle in the remaining oil till it thickens

Sadly this time if failed to thicken, perhaps because I failed to cut the vinegar with equal parts of water. Bear in mind for next time. Nonetheless, I drizzled the unemulsified sauce on the cauliflower, and it was freakin’ awesome. I will so eat this again.

Tonight I wanted to have steamed cauliflower with aioli to dip it in. I started from the recipe in Mark Bittman's “How to Cook Everything.” My lemons were pretty old, and I didn't have any raw garlic, so instead I used garlic powder.

Ingredients:

1 egg yolk
dash of red pepper
1/2 tsp dry mustard
1 tsp garlic powder
salt and pepper to taste
2 tablespoons of freshly squeezed lemon juice
1/2 cup extra virgin olive oil mixed with...
1/2 cup canola oil.

Method:

1. Place 1/4 cup of oil in blender with remaining ingredients
2. Blend on low
3. Slowly drizzle in the remaining oil until it turns thick.

This turned out okay. I'm not all that fond of the lemon flavor, so next time I'll use some kind of vinegar cut with water (see Bittman's book for detail). And I'll use fresh cloves of garlic.