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It's time for a road trip. Don is heading to San Diego with Coreen & Elizabeth. Here is Coreen's trusty Prius, which averages 50 mpg. All of Don's Scottish ancestors are applauding in their graves at that thought and shouting, "Aye, Donald, that's a fine lassie fer ya. Thrifty as a minister's wife, she is." Scottish ancestors simply can't hold their tongues. "Back to your Laphroaig, ye skinflints! Pester not the living." Suddenly from the grave there is a discomfited silence. |