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| Why, you may well ask, is there a doorbell on the wall in the hallway next to the kitchen? Quite simple: it is undignified to shout to the children in their upstairs crèches, so a simple numerical code summons the relevant offspring via an upstairs bell. One ring for Keegan, two for Rachel, and so on. I saw Susie ring it five times once. That appears to be the "breakfast is ready so get down here fast before Don eats it all" signal. |