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Family gatherings may sometimes generate rancor and discord, but what could go wrong under the beneficent gaze of Karol Wojtyła, now known as Pope John Paul II? The Pope is in fact riveted to the lazy susan that evenhandedly distributes the family style meals to one and all. This was later discovered by the irreligious Russell who wished to banish His Holiness from the table because he was blocking Russell's view of Uncle Don. Someone should speak to Russell about his spiritual priorities.